I was driving, lost as usual, and my GPS was telling me “get to the left, get to the left, stay to the left, turn right NOW!” Naturally I couldn’t make a right from the left lane. It was as though the GPS lady was mocking me. Because as soon as I flew past where I was supposed to turn she says “make a u-turn” the “haha, you idiot” was implied. I knew somewhere a GPS programmer was laughing. URG….
When will someone invent a dishwasher that loads itself and then puts everything away???
Passed a billboard:
Your wife is HOT
Better get your ac fixed
#funny #ac #WednesdayWisdom #Georga
Watched maid clean room…scrubbed toilet, changed bed & thenbrought clean glasses in (holding by rim of glass) all wo a hand wash #dirty #yuck
Every night I go to bed hoping the cleaning fairy will come and although she never does…I never stop hoping.